Jordan Rutledge

@JordanRutledge

UTK & ΣΝ alumni / Finance / 👻 jordanrutledge1

Knoxville, TN
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 Aug 2017

    name a more iconic duo

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  2. 1 hour ago

    me- there’s one slice of pizza left friend- you can have it *gods plan starts playing*

    1 reply 17 retweets 96 likes
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  3. 10 hours ago

    Really excited for the new fortnite dlc coming soon and okay fellas now that the ladies stopped reading be real with me did you cry when Jim gave Pam that dvd or nah

    80 retweets 486 likes
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  4. 12 hours ago

    how tf am I alive then

    Consuming 85 chocolate bars, 70 cups of coffee, 13 consecutive shots of alcohol, 2 ground cherry pits, or 1.59 gallons of water is enough to kill you.
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  5. Feb 26

    sweat is just your body crying because you should be napping instead

    3 replies 198 retweets 1,064 likes
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  6. Feb 24

    Oh you like Ariana Grande? Name 5 other starbucks sizes

    7 replies 567 retweets 3,710 likes
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  7. Feb 21

    contrary to popular belief the most important meal of the day is that bag of shredded cheese at 2am

    6 replies 328 retweets 1,800 likes
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  8. Feb 20

    “there’s a lid for every trash can” I whisper to myself as I lay alone in my bed

    2 replies 171 retweets 1,015 likes
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  9. Feb 20

    when you should be studying but that buzzfeed quiz says your chakras aren’t aligned

    Temporarily closed for spiritual maintenance.
    5 replies 1,483 retweets 6,793 likes
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  10. Feb 19

    I have seen all 50 states and I have to say my favorite of all is the state of inebriation

    3 replies 260 retweets 2,005 likes
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  11. Feb 16

    I mean I’ve been bored at work but this can’t be topped

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  12. Feb 14

    you, a simpleton: OMG HAPPY VALENTINES DAY 😍😍 me, an intellectual:

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    It is Wednesday my dudes 2017 edition. This will be my final vine on this app. Thank you all for supporting me. Find me on YouTube& Facebook
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  13. Feb 12

    why make new tv shows when all we really want is to watch reruns of the office

    3 replies 233 retweets 1,285 likes
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  14. Feb 11

    a moment of silence for the lonely FBI man who has no one watching over him 😔

    5 replies 278 retweets 2,692 likes
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  15. Feb 9

    She looks more like Kim than Kim looks like Kim

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    Tyga’s new girl. Remind you of anyone? 😭🌚
    12 replies 376 retweets 2,120 likes
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  16. Feb 8

    High school (Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such College (Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt

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  17. Feb 7

    *thinks going out sucks* *goes out every wed-saturday anyways*

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    Millennials have discovered "going out" sucks:
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  18. Feb 6

    I block everyone irl

    Sometime you have to unfollow people in real life
    1 reply 371 retweets 1,321 likes
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  19. Feb 5

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  20. Feb 5

    the amount of effort girls friends put into stalking your profiles before they even meet you

    Somewhere between psychotic and iconic
    6 replies 355 retweets 2,333 likes
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  21. Feb 4

    yea I’m watching the PATRIOTS P- pay A- all T- the R- refs I- in O- order T- to S- succeed

    7 replies 230 retweets 1,222 likes
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